3.06.2010

type out loud

from the back to the middle to the middle to the back, we are almost out of winter. its like a long mountain tunnel underpass in slow motion. we are almost there friends, into the light. no more darkness at 5:45 - i cannot wait. why do i sense my age most at the end of every winter?

is there anyone out there who wants to band together to offer a traveling cycling shop? like a store on tour, you know, a la the carnies. if you want a bike in february, you're going to need to come to _____! we can call it the univercity. you might suggest moving to a climate closer to the equator. i tried that. i need the change of scenery - seasons and changing weather is fine - but i cannot stand how short the winter days are. gloomy too, this picture was taken at 3:30 in the afternoon.



if there was enough of us doing it, it would be quite feasible. no more need for vacations, because life would be dynamic enough that there would be no need to escape once a year to fulfill one's voyageuristic fantasies. it would be considered new wave; eventually a science would be dedicated to its psychological superiority.

keep dreaming, kid. yes sir.

people ask me, is milwaukee colder than chicago? wintersconsin is just as unforgiving as any other, especially when you commute by cycle. it takes time, and then teases you with its glimpses of warm weather. i am just happy we've made it to march - st. patrick's is less than two weeks away - thank goodness. spring breakfaster, please.

so yeah, bikes, i am getting there. who else has had one too many (ideas)? if i had a nickel for every time i started something that i didn't finish, i would still just have a lot of ideas. what about flying bikes? i don't need creativity any more.

the last idea was going gray; its nearly impossible. this is an image amidst the dye job that wasn't. a naysayer to facebook and the like, i admit hypocrisy in posting a personal picture. but hey, i can photoshop the idea without burning my scalp any further in real life. another idea, why not develop a legitimate gray hair dye? what do you think of old man winter?



i need more time, a bandwagon of personal assistants, and a girlfriend who understands these needs. as a man more homosexual than i once said, such is life.

we'll talk bikes later. love you guys.

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